MPs now have to smile before they enter the building, and the cafeteria gods have been convinced to ditch the unhealthy Basa for Bhetki fish from the next session. More important points from the 17th ...

IT SMELLS. It's expensive. It's hard to prepare. There are too many varieties to choose from. It's full of bones. It has a head, and eyes, and tail, and I have no idea what I'm meant to do with them.