Hollywood has a long, rich tradition of historical abominations, but never has there been a history done more abominably than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. If only they'd made this insane conceit ...

Berkshire Mall Cinemas (Lanesb orough): Abraham Lincoln; Vampire Hunter (R) 4:40 & 10; Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 3D (R) 1:40 & 7:30; Ted (R) 1:30, 4:20, 7:20 & 9:55; Snow White and the Huntsman ...