St. Albans, Vt. — High-end audio retailer Audio Turntable has begun marketing ELP’s Laser Turntable in the United States. The product, said to be the only non-contact phonograph player in the world, ...

Seriously, I remember this slab of tech from, like, twenty years ago on Tomorrow's World. It's a laser turntable for your vinyl, you sexy bearded classic audiophile – don't put up with wretched ...